Mel: The Clothesline

Melisms

I was being stubborn as usual and trying to make a point. You know, the 'why is it that you don't do things when I ask like a naggy wife,' point.
Don't get me wrong. I like to spend money on things I will never take into the afterlife with me.
No photo shoot is complete without the smushed face shot.
I always say I am being one thing and end up another, so I guess I'm a hypocrite.
So if I see any other false deer sightings I'll let you know.
My father-in-law nodded his head and said in his God-like voice, "This is good." (Okay something like that, but he did nod.)