Sunday, February 08, 2009

Please don't laugh...



I don't know why but Adara got into her head that we needed to be extra careful and knock before we come into the bathroom. So she made a sign that says "please knock." Adara felt it was appropriate. It's even labeled as Adara's plan.

Then she signed all of our names, (as opposed to The Mgmt...)

Then Laurel felt that wasn't enough and made a sign that says, "Please don't laugh at peoples underpants." Just in case you do walk in, just don't look. Please.

Take a look at the sign, I feel it's rather graphic.



There is even a person laughing to the left of the underpants...

Monday, December 01, 2008

I hate bailouts.

The big "bailout package" just makes me livid. I was excited that the senate opposed the bailout the first time. I thought, finally, a good, solid, smart decision that the government made.

Then they voted it in with extra whipped cream and a cherry on the top.

And now the effects are trickling down.

Congress hemmed and hawed about all this money they suddenly have to give to financial institutions, with no plan on how the banks are to spend it to get out of debt.

The banks are holding it back after they get it, and CEOs are still as cozy as can be living on outrageous bonuses.

And the people. Oh the people on mortgages who have more than enough money and are spending it unwisely, who are getting their mortgages paid through the bailout, and when they sell their house, the seller gets to buy it at a reduced price from the bank who takes the money and wipes the mortgage free and clear, with no money owed from the contracted price that the mortgagee promised to pay in order to live in the house.

Josh says, Unfortunately we are honest people. And honest people pay their mortgages, instead of letting our payment lapse for a few months, sell our house to someone for a lower price and renting for a while until the market bottoms out.

Lets screw with America. Please America - swallow our debts so we can live the materialistic and fantasy lives that enable us to pass nothing down to our children but deceit, poor money making decisions, and a must have mentality.

I'm wondering how many people who are moralistically and ethically making the worst decision of their life just for the money.

Saturday, November 29, 2008

Final Tally

Well the tally ended up as 100 McCain, 66 Obama, and 1 Nobama.

Guess as far as the signage goes, the tally doesn't ring true.

Good to know.

My first theory is that Republicans post more signs (or more as they usually have at least three posted in their yard, which I only accounted for one, being it was one yard. The only exception would be that there were 3 Republicans represented in one household... but hey, the system is flawed as we can see...)

I thought maybe there just weren't any outgoing politicians who went door to door with signs. I never got asked from either party. And all of the local electors who visited my door were democrats, so that kinda screws with my mentality. I guess I'm saying that in a sense we as Americans are rather lazy or overly busy, because we don't actually go to get a sign. We wait for the sign to come to us.

I'm also wondering if the Democrats being split up over Hilary impacted the signage.

All in all, an interesting test.

Wal-Mart Worker Crushed to Death on Black Friday; Union Responds

Does anyone see what is wrong with this headline???

Sunday, November 02, 2008

No, I'm Ewan McGregor!

Josh and I started singing moulin rouge's medley, and of course I was singing Ewan McGregors part because he starts out, and I started singing first...

Me: I was meant for loving you, baby. You were meant for lovin me.
Josh: The only way for loving me baby, is to pay a lovely fee...
Me: Just one night, just one night...
Josh: There's no way , cuz you can't pay... (stopped singing) How come I have to be the whore? I want Ewan McGregor's part!
Me: No, I am definately Ewan McGregor.

How many fights start because you really just want to be Ewan McGregor???


You want to buy some death sticks?

(By wave of the Jedi hand, and hot Ewan McGregor/Sir Alec Guiness voice.) You want to go home and re-think your life.

I want to go home and... re-think my life...

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Detroit

I drove down to Metro to pick up my brother, and I was really surprised by the lack of Obama signs. I'm wondering now if they trying to sneak attack us by voting democratic??? Because Detroit is known to be really democratic, while the rest of the state has a higher percentage of Republicans, especially the closer you get to Grand Rapids.

Anyways there were more signs for McCain than Obama, which really surprised me being in motor city.

Potatoes for President

I saw a huge sign for McCain Potatoes. I was a bit confused because their slogan is, Go for the Blue Bag... So I looked it up online...

Alas...

Paid for by 'People For A Better Potato' (AKA McCain Foods) ©2008 McCain Foods USA, Inc.
Disclaimer: McCain Foods is Not Affiliated with John McCain For President


Darn.

However the site itself is pretty halirious.

Why you should go for the Blue Bag

We don’t believe in business as usual.
With so many unique flavors and cuts, McCain is clearly the anti-establishment.

We believe in cuts for everyone.
Tax cuts are great, but crinkle cuts and wedges are so much tastier.


And my personal favorite...

We stand up against big oil.
Every McCain potato product is 0g trans fat, and requires zero offshore drilling.


Click on the issues, and check out Economy.

Potatoes for President

Maverick!

Yesterday I saw my first 'Maverick' bumper sticker.

I've been entertaining Josh with how many ways that Sarah Palin can say Maverick.

Friday, October 10, 2008

And counting...

With less than a month until election day the signs have been popping out everywhere. Today I almost didn't reconize the new Obama/Biden sign, because the letters on it are so small and narrow, they just blended in with all the other multi-colored signs. I had to recount on my route as I came back to make sure I had gotten the number right.

Is Navy blue in? That seems to be the color of all the signs these days...

(edited October 29th) There are newer Obama signs that are white and orange. I wonder if he saw my site and voted for change???

Monday, October 06, 2008