Oh crap, I think I'm going to be short!

I don't feel good today, so this is probably going to be short.

Short. The best lines for shortness come from our family. I'm 5'5" (okay 5'4 1/2") and my husband is 5'7". We are not the tallest family around. When Josh and I were dating, we went to the movies, and after the show was done, made a pit stop. Josh came out of the bathroom, and said, "I am short! I didn't realize how short I was, I think of myself as a lot taller."

We were at my in-laws on day, and my mother in law was baking. (She's at 5'2", just for referance) and she pulled out the flour and said, "Oh crap, I think I'm going to be short" Needless to say I fell out of my chair just dying on the floor, and yelled through tears, "I already knew you were short!" and she didn't understand it at all. So after my laughter subsided, I told her what she had just said. She gives me dirty looks every time I tell this story. I'm pretty sure I can feel one coming now....