Sunday, February 08, 2009

Please don't laugh...



I don't know why but Adara got into her head that we needed to be extra careful and knock before we come into the bathroom. So she made a sign that says "please knock." Adara felt it was appropriate. It's even labeled as Adara's plan.

Then she signed all of our names, (as opposed to The Mgmt...)

Then Laurel felt that wasn't enough and made a sign that says, "Please don't laugh at peoples underpants." Just in case you do walk in, just don't look. Please.

Take a look at the sign, I feel it's rather graphic.



There is even a person laughing to the left of the underpants...

Monday, December 01, 2008

I hate bailouts.

The big "bailout package" just makes me livid. I was excited that the senate opposed the bailout the first time. I thought, finally, a good, solid, smart decision that the government made.

Then they voted it in with extra whipped cream and a cherry on the top.

And now the effects are trickling down.

Congress hemmed and hawed about all this money they suddenly have to give to financial institutions, with no plan on how the banks are to spend it to get out of debt.

The banks are holding it back after they get it, and CEOs are still as cozy as can be living on outrageous bonuses.

And the people. Oh the people on mortgages who have more than enough money and are spending it unwisely, who are getting their mortgages paid through the bailout, and when they sell their house, the seller gets to buy it at a reduced price from the bank who takes the money and wipes the mortgage free and clear, with no money owed from the contracted price that the mortgagee promised to pay in order to live in the house.

Josh says, Unfortunately we are honest people. And honest people pay their mortgages, instead of letting our payment lapse for a few months, sell our house to someone for a lower price and renting for a while until the market bottoms out.

Lets screw with America. Please America - swallow our debts so we can live the materialistic and fantasy lives that enable us to pass nothing down to our children but deceit, poor money making decisions, and a must have mentality.

I'm wondering how many people who are moralistically and ethically making the worst decision of their life just for the money.

Saturday, November 29, 2008

Final Tally

Well the tally ended up as 100 McCain, 66 Obama, and 1 Nobama.

Guess as far as the signage goes, the tally doesn't ring true.

Good to know.

My first theory is that Republicans post more signs (or more as they usually have at least three posted in their yard, which I only accounted for one, being it was one yard. The only exception would be that there were 3 Republicans represented in one household... but hey, the system is flawed as we can see...)

I thought maybe there just weren't any outgoing politicians who went door to door with signs. I never got asked from either party. And all of the local electors who visited my door were democrats, so that kinda screws with my mentality. I guess I'm saying that in a sense we as Americans are rather lazy or overly busy, because we don't actually go to get a sign. We wait for the sign to come to us.

I'm also wondering if the Democrats being split up over Hilary impacted the signage.

All in all, an interesting test.

Wal-Mart Worker Crushed to Death on Black Friday; Union Responds

Does anyone see what is wrong with this headline???

Sunday, November 02, 2008

No, I'm Ewan McGregor!

Josh and I started singing moulin rouge's medley, and of course I was singing Ewan McGregors part because he starts out, and I started singing first...

Me: I was meant for loving you, baby. You were meant for lovin me.
Josh: The only way for loving me baby, is to pay a lovely fee...
Me: Just one night, just one night...
Josh: There's no way , cuz you can't pay... (stopped singing) How come I have to be the whore? I want Ewan McGregor's part!
Me: No, I am definately Ewan McGregor.

How many fights start because you really just want to be Ewan McGregor???


You want to buy some death sticks?

(By wave of the Jedi hand, and hot Ewan McGregor/Sir Alec Guiness voice.) You want to go home and re-think your life.

I want to go home and... re-think my life...

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Detroit

I drove down to Metro to pick up my brother, and I was really surprised by the lack of Obama signs. I'm wondering now if they trying to sneak attack us by voting democratic??? Because Detroit is known to be really democratic, while the rest of the state has a higher percentage of Republicans, especially the closer you get to Grand Rapids.

Anyways there were more signs for McCain than Obama, which really surprised me being in motor city.

Potatoes for President

I saw a huge sign for McCain Potatoes. I was a bit confused because their slogan is, Go for the Blue Bag... So I looked it up online...

Alas...

Paid for by 'People For A Better Potato' (AKA McCain Foods) ©2008 McCain Foods USA, Inc.
Disclaimer: McCain Foods is Not Affiliated with John McCain For President


Darn.

However the site itself is pretty halirious.

Why you should go for the Blue Bag

We don’t believe in business as usual.
With so many unique flavors and cuts, McCain is clearly the anti-establishment.

We believe in cuts for everyone.
Tax cuts are great, but crinkle cuts and wedges are so much tastier.


And my personal favorite...

We stand up against big oil.
Every McCain potato product is 0g trans fat, and requires zero offshore drilling.


Click on the issues, and check out Economy.

Potatoes for President

Maverick!

Yesterday I saw my first 'Maverick' bumper sticker.

I've been entertaining Josh with how many ways that Sarah Palin can say Maverick.

Friday, October 10, 2008

And counting...

With less than a month until election day the signs have been popping out everywhere. Today I almost didn't reconize the new Obama/Biden sign, because the letters on it are so small and narrow, they just blended in with all the other multi-colored signs. I had to recount on my route as I came back to make sure I had gotten the number right.

Is Navy blue in? That seems to be the color of all the signs these days...

(edited October 29th) There are newer Obama signs that are white and orange. I wonder if he saw my site and voted for change???

Monday, October 06, 2008

Friday, September 26, 2008

Sniff.

I started to feel bad for McCain as far as signage goes, but today I saw a McCain sign.

Now I don't feel so bad.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Signs every which way.

I saw a homemade sign that said,

Obama for President, Biden for VP

I guess that was ambitious... or couldn't get a manufactured Obama sign.

I also once saw a state senator use old large signs for the side of his barn. I often wonder if it was to cover the wood until he could paint or side it, or if it was used as insulation. It was just humorous to me to see these enormous large signs pasted every which way going up 20 feet in the air and 20 feet across, signs that were coveted during election season, now used as barn fodder.

No one can use the words 'barn fodder' in a sentence like I can.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Vote for more signs, more bumper stickers.

I've started counting the voting signs for presidental canidates. I don't count a sign twice, so here is the running tally as of yesterday.

I have one for Obama
One for McCain


And one for..... Nobama!

I thought, maybe I'll just classify this under McCain. Then I thought of all those independants and green partiers... and realized, no I'm just going to have to give this one a group of it's own... The not for obama-ers.

I'm okay with that. We need a third party anyways.

Thursday, August 21, 2008

On the watch for Leno

So Jay Leno has a section of his show called Headlines, where people send in funny things that show up in newspapers. Ever since I watch the police blotters or ads just to make me laugh. Todays was...

At Homer St, it was reported that the restaurant was broken into and coins from various gumball machines taken.

My question was did the cash registers not have enough in them that they had to raid the gumball machines? I think one of the pans would have cost more than what they got out of the gumball machines.

Monday, June 16, 2008

Voice of a vegetable

I just found one labeled...

Squash gutz.

The voice of meat

We buy meat in those huge family packs, divide it into 1 or 2 pound packages and put them in our freezer. It's cheaper, basically it's taking the labor and time of packaging it into smaller packs out of the total cost of the meat.

So I was helping him put away the meat, and being he put the sharpie in my hand, I thought it would be funny to start labeling the packages with something besides...

Beef 6/16/08

And instead put things like...

Ethel RIP 6/16/08

or

Moo. 6/16/08

or

Beef... it's what's for dinner. 6/16/08

Josh got such a kick out of this, at first, that he refused to pack the meat by himself anymore and insisted that I label them. That was until he started getting his own ideas...

One of his chicken labels was...

MAD CHICKEN DISEASE
(Don't say I didn't warn you!)
Bwahk-ha-ha-ha-brawk

or...

Private: Unfeathered

and my personal favorite...

Wings ≠ Fly - What kind of crap is that?!


The Voice of Meat series continues after this...

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Tornados

I used to love storms when I was a kid. I'd linger by our sliding glass door just to see if I could get a glimpse of a tornado usually by candlelight. Just the thrill of danger lurking or some kind of a natural chaotic evil about to happen seemed to interest me to no end.

That was until I had three little girls.

I decided that tornado whistles in the city are NOT a warning for adolescent thrill seeking funnel watchers anymore, but for mothering instincts to kick in and huddle downstairs in the bathroom with no windows straining to hear the tornado whistle to finally turn off while calling the electric company by cell phone and trying to keep the girls interested in playing Memory (Dora style) by candlelight.

Not as thrilling as it used to be, folks.

Sunday, June 01, 2008

Michigan and Florida

I like to keep up on the news. Personally my two favorite states, although Kentucky runs a close third. All those mountains...

So I read last night that the democratic party decided to split the delegates votes up between the two candidates. I think it's to basically ensure a candidate for the democratic party before they've officially split the party into two separate parties.

The party for change, and the party for not so much change...

I completely roll my eyes at the stupidity of this "lost" Michigan and Florida vote. If the law was set up this way, they should stand by it. Why vote to have the primaries moved up at the expense of losing votes knowing full well they would turn around and fight that it wasn't fairly counted? That's ludicrious.

That's politics.

I guess why this upsets me so much isn't because I would have chosen either of these candidates, but the possibility that I could have... and would have lost my right to make my vote count towards my candidate. I did stand in line at my primary and I voted. But I know there are people who didn't come to the polls because they felt they weren't going to be represented and rightly so.

My proposal? If the democratic party is going to make it count, I suggest a re-vote for the entire population of Michigan and Florida. For those independents who showed up to vote, for those democrats who wanted a voice that wasn't Hillary's, and Republicans who have the right to vote to screw the democratic party.

Hurrah for Democracy.

Wednesday, May 07, 2008

Mud is her passion in life.




When I was a little kid, my grandparents didn't believe that I ever got dirty. I liked to stay clean and after all those christmas cards with darling clean photos of me in a dress, I guess I created the illusion that dirt was an evil beast. So after an all day in the sandbox free for all, my mom snapped a photo of me dirt and all.

When Dar walked into my bedroom exactly like this all I could think was...

Yes, Grandparents. This is your angelic granddaughter...

...and she does like dirt.

Thursday, March 27, 2008

cparadise2, you bring small business' to shame.

I bought, well actually Josh bought some transformers on ebay. I waited a month before emailing the seller that we haven't received the merchandise. No response. Since I paid through paypal, I had to put in a dispute through them. No response. Another 2 weeks go by. Then I had to escalate it to a claim. Still no response, but one day, paypal decides to 'investigate' and gets a shipping number by magic. So I ended up getting the transformers and now I have to leave feedback. You are able to check a box whether your feedback is positive or negative, I of course choose negative. This is what I wrote (and had to shorten it being there is only so many characters)...

Items fine once recv'd, only shipped when escalated to claim - no email replies

I actually got an email from another ebay user that hadn't received his merchandise from the same seller and he thanked me for leaving feedback. He told me that the seller actually emailed him that he was sick, for more than two months now, and he was really upset that he still hadn't received it. Josh and I found another transformers set we wanted to buy but we found it was from the same seller. He had just listed more items in the time period of his 'sickness.'

The seller decides after all he knows how to reach his computer and emails me this gem.

Reply left by cparadise2 (the seller): I was sick and not feeling well, so I sent order late.Your SILLY another ROOKIE. Your very a SILLY PERSON !

As if 'silly' is an insult. Is this person for real?

So out of the kindness of my heart I thought I could explain some sense into this poor soul. I decided concise and blunt would be the way to go.

This was the first email I have received from you, to withdrawal a negative response which you rightly deserved. Will not buy nor recommend you any ebay user, and will NOT withdraw negative feedback as it was honest and accurate.

This is what he wrote today.

So I guess when your sick it doesn't slow you down.

This is what I sent back.

I guess when your sick you can still use your fingers and type an email.

one email to tell me you were sick, BEFORE I had to escalate it to a claim was all I was asking.


How big of a jerk am I on a scale from one to ten?